Ralion
Elite Security Guard
Posts: 136
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Post by Ralion on Aug 9, 2008 15:49:26 GMT -5
b) the entire cast is killed in less than 5 posts Not necessarily: 5 posts or 24 hours. If everyone's dead, you can always wait.
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Post by TZ on Aug 9, 2008 16:33:57 GMT -5
You guys, I apologize for Madge's erratic behavior ._.
*pulls a stack of "Free Miracle Surgery" coupons from pocket*
Courtesy of Ma'am Ensouls : D
*everyone lives*
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Nihtgenga
Rookie Agent
Also known as Cheez.
Posts: 258
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Post by Nihtgenga on Aug 9, 2008 17:23:09 GMT -5
*Lives*
Yay! Life is grand!
*Builds a teleporter and 'ports the rock over to him. The teleporter breaks down and the insides melt.*
Damn, it broke. Oh well, at least I got the rock.
*Tosses the rock to TZ*
Thankee for the ressurection.
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Post by TZ on Aug 9, 2008 18:06:16 GMT -5
No problem...'tis my duty as the Grim Hugger...well, not really. But that doesn't matter >.>
*basks in the glory of TEH ROCK*
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Post by sonnywalker on Aug 21, 2008 11:36:54 GMT -5
*taps TZ on the shoulder and swipes the rock*
*walks off, enjoying the rock*
*hides it amongst his 100s of replicas, then goes to sleep*
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nerdpower13
Security Guard
Vaul-Tech: The number one supplier of fallout shelters.
Posts: 73
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Post by nerdpower13 on Aug 21, 2008 18:39:27 GMT -5
*divides by 0*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I haz destroyed teh universe!
*everything ceases to exist*
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Ralion
Elite Security Guard
Posts: 136
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Post by Ralion on Aug 21, 2008 20:43:47 GMT -5
>>((0/0)*0)-500r<< I have fixed the universe, minus a certain few hundred rock replicas. *Picks up the remaining rock.* It's mine!
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Nihtgenga
Rookie Agent
Also known as Cheez.
Posts: 258
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Post by Nihtgenga on Aug 22, 2008 11:24:07 GMT -5
*Pushes a crate onto a switch. The platform Ralion is on disappears and he falls. Cheez grabs the falling rock.*
Crap, now I'm falling too.
*Falling still.*
I
*fall*
should
*fall*
have
*fall*
made
*fall*
this
*fall*
pit
*fall*
non
*fall*
bottomless.
*fall*
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Post by sonnywalker on Aug 22, 2008 16:11:26 GMT -5
Curse your mathematics!
*pushes the crate off the switch*
*the bottom re-appears, and as Ralion and Nightgenga are moving at terminal velocity, their landing is... inelegant.*
*washes off the rock with a hose, takes it*
*makes the rock into a pet rock and puts in in a bombproof safe*
*eats a cucumber*
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Nihtgenga
Rookie Agent
Also known as Cheez.
Posts: 258
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Post by Nihtgenga on Aug 23, 2008 2:14:17 GMT -5
*Splat*
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SolarSoothsayer
Ground's Keeper
Also Know as the openandclosedbook
Posts: 22
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Post by SolarSoothsayer on Sept 25, 2008 7:05:57 GMT -5
damn it Cheez, you start this game everytime, but hey, I'm not compaining, I'm the reason its got rules as I remember
*Suddenly the sun becomes very bright, a laser shoots from the sun, hits and melts the carrot and the safe, SolarSoothsayer takes the rock*
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Nihtgenga
Rookie Agent
Also known as Cheez.
Posts: 258
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Post by Nihtgenga on Sept 26, 2008 7:37:45 GMT -5
*Respawns.*
*nonchalantly walks up to SSS*
*Headbutts him, snatches the rock and hits him in the face with it.*
*nonchalantly walks away*
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Ralion
Elite Security Guard
Posts: 136
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Post by Ralion on Sept 26, 2008 23:10:48 GMT -5
*Respawns.*
*Cuts off Niht's arm and hits him with it.*
*Walks off with rock.*
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Nihtgenga
Rookie Agent
Also known as Cheez.
Posts: 258
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Post by Nihtgenga on Sept 27, 2008 4:47:59 GMT -5
AARGH! AAARGH! OWIE OWIE OWIE! *Runs around screaming and spurting blood. Meanwhile, the severed arm starts dragging itself back to Ralion.*
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SolarSoothsayer
Ground's Keeper
Also Know as the openandclosedbook
Posts: 22
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Post by SolarSoothsayer on Sept 27, 2008 7:53:01 GMT -5
*But then is melted by the sun, Ralion is now the target of the sun laser thingy*
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